Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Training

Mom has had IT! Judd's boundary training begun today. She said a lot of HBO words today after Judd looked at her and peed on the bed. She went off on him so bad I thought I was in trouble too. She told him she was going to beat the ever lovin' piss out of him and I'm pretty sure she did. She went off like a banshee telling dad it's time to train him where the underground fence is and she hopes it shocks the shit out of him because it will make her feel better. I've never seen her this mad before and I've been walking very lightly around her and Dad said to stay out of her way cause she's crazy right now.  She went on a rant stating she doesn't know if it's because his balls have dropped that's making him act like a punk ass and she'd have them in a jar before he knows what happens if he doesn't start minding. Holy cat poop in a jar, really!?!  I told Judd to stay away from me he is on his own because I don't won't no part of mom or his underground fence. Judd asked me if I thought he took it too far peeing on the bed. I said you think!  Gezz, what an idiot. 



20 comments:

  1. Yeah, peein on da bed are not a good move. I tried it as a pup and had to sleep in da crate for anudder month.

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  2. Uh oh, I haf been guilty on leaking on the bed as well so I recognise the HBO worded Mum, oophs!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. BOL. Judd, what were you thinking?

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  4. Hari Om
    JUDD!!! You are getting Aussies a bad name, kiddo - get your ass into gear.... Jus' saying.... Sully - good plan, the lying doggo till it blows over. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  5. Peeing on the bed makes our peeps heads spin too!

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  6. Yikes! I hope your momma calms down soon. Puppies do bad things. That's part of being puppies. Training is a very good thing, but that mad ISN'T.

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  7. Yikes! I hope your momma calms down soon. Puppies do bad things. That's part of being puppies. Training is a very good thing, but that mad ISN'T.

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  8. Canines aren't supposed to pee or poop where they sleep. They're supposed to be born with that instinct.

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  9. Some buddy better start listening
    Snorts
    Lily & Edward

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  10. Well well well so all is not happy land at your house Sullyyyyy.....bahahhahahaah......so anyways when Angel Sammer lived here ONE time he peed on Mom's bed when he was a pup, and mom talked to the trainer and she said he did that cos he could smell mom and dad and me etc. etc. and he just got over whelmed and did it...........I fink he may have did it twice and then never again......I fink cos you live in texas it may take Judd a few more tries before he understands....bahahhahhahaha.....Maggie M

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  11. p.s. balls dropped from where????? Angus

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  12. Uh....oh....We think your right...best to stay out of your Mama's way for a bit!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  13. Uh OH! Sorry, don't mean to giggle a little but we have a great vision of your mom's anger! Hope Jud takes her serious!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  14. Sully you look FAR to happy in that photo!! We hope your mom has cooled off and that Judd makes it to see his first barkday.
    Wally & Sammy

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  15. One thing I have learned. If you are going to pee on the bed don't look Mommy right in the eye before you do it

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  16. Yikes, be careful and stay away from Mommy for a little while, except maybe to give her kisses.

    Ziggy Out!!

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  17. As I sometimes share beds I would be more than pissed if someone pee'd on mine.
    Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

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  18. Oh Judd you had better watch out for those balls. Lee has a friend who is a woman surgeon and she came home to find her kitties had sprayed her bedroom. She fixed there balls right there and then. She said to numb them up would have upset them more ~ so she wrapped their heads in a towel and zip zip snip snip with the scalpel sprayed with antiseptic and shut the shower door on them. They stayed there till they healed. Now they are happy kitties.
    Judd do you want to be happy?
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

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  19. WHOA!! I think id stay away too if I was you Sully!!

    Wags
    Oreo

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  20. Ruh Roh. Yikes! I would stay away from him Sully...sounds like you could gets some of that 'stink' on you, if you knows what I mean! BOL!
    I can't say I've ever peed on Ma's bed...I don't thinks that is a good idea, butts it's been awhile since I was a pups, butts I bets I was a little ANGEL! ☺
    Judd...I thinks I would give the lady of the house some room, if you knows what I mean...those peeps can stay mad for hours! Just keep flashin' those big puppy eyes, and she will soften up...probably..☺
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥
    pees: Sully, if you needs a hideout, my tunnel is always open!

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