Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Okays so my mom had some type of stomach bug and would not do her duty and type for me.  I hounded and hounded her to do something and finally after 4 days, she posted this picture to show how demanding I looked at her while she felt like dog poo.  I told her that was my face of genuine concern.  She laughed at me.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Monday, February 17, 2014

I brought my mom my possum this morning to play.  I don't know why she was late for work.

Friday, February 14, 2014

What a great time I had at the Queen of Hearts Dance.  Junior Officer Gussie and I listened to DJ Rockin Wills as we drove to the dance.  Good thing no calls came over the police radio because we couldn’t had heard it because the radio was turned up as loud as it would go and we were rockin out doing the head bob.   I would like to thank Ranger for hooking me up with my spiffy uniform. Ruby and Sasha y'all out did yourselves with all the food, the drinks, and the banquet hall looked great.  And barking about looking great, Ruby you looked beautiful in your red dress and thanks for the dance.  Thanks Gussie for covering my shift while I danced with Ruby.   Don’t tell Ruby but I also went over to the kissing booth and laid a sloppy wet kiss on Cinderella.  Taffy you did a great job hiring the band Bad Dawg Agency.  Who knew Roxy could howl out a tune like she did.  I really liked her songs about squirrels.  Wyatt and Stanzie’s garden was pawesome.  I did see a few dogs peeing in the garden but the bathroom line was long so I didn’t write them a ticket for urinating in public.  Hey Wyatt, you and Molly made a cute couple.  I saw y’all walking out in the garden holding paws.  I also saw Lily she looked hot in that little French number she had on.  The three Idaho pugs were acting crazy out on the dance floor, Hazel and Greta were twerking.  I ran into Daisy she looked beautiful.  I thanked her for sending over my flowers to Ruby and I wished her a happy 1st birthday.  Later I saw Sweet William with Jazzi, he said he shut down the radio station early so he could spend some time with his special girl.  I would like to inform Top Cop Bites the night went off without a hitch.  Ranger did call in a 10-87 he thought he had spotted PT Squirrel and his gang.  Our South Africa officers Wallace and Samuel checked it out and it was just a false alarm.  A big thanks to them for traveling such a long way to help with the security.  One other thing Officer Bites your sister Susie was absolutely gorgeous.  I felt weak in my knees and my ears perked up when she walked into the room.  A special thanks to Madi for hosting the dance you really know how to throw a pawty.  Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone in Blogville.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Today was great, the temperature was 61 degrees and sunny.  I got to go out for a good walkie and got in some zoomies.  I am excited about the Queen of Hearts dance tomorrow.  I will be on duty making sure everyone is on their best behavior.  There is a rumor that PT Squirrel and his gang are going to try to crash our pawty.  Don't fear because Blogvilles finest will be there and no pesky squirrels will get past us.  Looking forward to seeing everyone at the pawty and remember to drink responsible.  Happy Valentine Day to all.

Monday, February 10, 2014


Okay puppers, mom wants to go on a vacation this spring but it has to be somewhere that is dog friendly.  She doesn’t want to fly but drive.  I don’t want to fly either but I also don’t like taking long trips because sometimes it upset my tummy.  This would be my first official vacation, she says she doesn’t want me to be stressed because vacations are for relaxing and having fun.  I have the true scottie temperament I am leery of new people and places.  She has thought about renting a cabin at Beavers Bend in Broken Bow, Oklahoma and she hasn’t ruled it out but been there done that.  She isn’t looking for anything fancy just somewhere to relax and kick back, not really interested in taking in all the sights if I can’t partake in it.  She thought maybe Susie and Sidebits might know some place in Oklahoma or maybe Casey and Cinderella would know somewhere here in Texas.  She even thought about somewhere in Arkansas or Louisiana.  I won’t lie she had been telling me that we were going to Galveston to the beach but when it got closer to the time she backed out partly because she and dad are workaholics but she also hates driving through Houston.  She said she might have to suck it up and just do it if she can’t come up with something better.  If anyone has any suggestion please suggest away.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Sunday, February 2, 2014