Monday, September 15, 2014

We Don't Do Ugly

Today I got into trouble. Mom was eating cheese and I love cheese. She was sharing her cheese with me and Shit. It was so delicious, she'd give me a bite and then Shit a bite. I really don't know what came over me but all of a sudden I became very angry and I snapped. I jumped on top of Shit and attacked her. She was hissing and sputtering. Mom started hollering at me to stop it and then she whipped me and told me we don't do ugly in this house. She went and checked on Shit. Shit was fine; she had a little hair missing but nothing major. Mom came back and gave me a lecture about being nice, sharing, and getting along with others. She said she will not tolerate ugly in her house. Mom stayed mad at me for a long time. I tried to make it up to her by sitting beside her and offering her my favorite toy. Boy, mom sure knows how to make a fella feel bad. 

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Hugs and Kisses for Benny

Nope, I'm not a fan of hugs or kisses but mom said it was in honor of Benny. So I said why the hell not.