Thursday, September 18, 2014

Stinky Beard the Gross Edition

So a couple of nights ago, I had an upset stomach after we went to bed.  I couldn’t get comfortable I would go to the foot of the bed and back at the top.  Mom finally got up and went to the bathroom and I jumped off the bed.  Mom asked if I needed to go out to pee and I headed to the door.  Soon as I got outside, I started hacking and finally puked up my little guts.  Mom was watching me and she thought I was still throwing up my toenails but I wasn’t.  I was taking my nose and trying to cover it all up in case the Dingoes came around.  I didn’t want them to think I was sick and couldn’t defend my territory.  When mom realized what I was doing, she told me to stop it and get back in the house.  She took a wet rag and cleaned my beard.  The next evening when she came home and gave me a kiss she got totally grossed out.  She said my beard stunk.  I didn’t care cause that meant she wouldn’t be kissing me.  Again she tried cleaning my beard and put some perfume on it.  I thought that it stunk.  We go to bed and usually mom makes me give her kisses before she will give me my treats.  I started to give her a kiss and said oh hell no you still have stinky beard.  Long story short I scored the treats without having to kiss her.  The bad news I have to have a full on bath this weekend.

11 comments:

  1. Oh no....not a full on BATH!! Poor Sully!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  2. Oh no Sully, hope your tummy feels better
    hugs
    Mr Bailey & Hazel

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  3. Perfume??? Even I don't do that.

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  4. We're with Kyla!

    Can't believe you need an all over bath just because you're beard was stinky....probably the perfume.

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  5. Oh no stinky beard = bath???? That can't be right. Hope you are better today Sully. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. Hope your tummy are feelin better. And dat ya don't have to endure da indignity of perfume again.

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  7. The nerve saying you have a stinky beard
    Lily & Edward

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  8. Oh Sully, not Stinky Beard Disease!!!!!!! Oh noes!!!! That's why I always give my beard a good dunk in the water bowl with every drink.
    Oh, and I agree...it's the perfume that made it stink...just sayin'
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  9. By the looks of that picture, you look like you're feeling better, Sully. Bummer about the bath.

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  10. No not the dreaded water boarding torture! Just keep rubbing your beard on her bed, the stink will come out.

    Love Sasha

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  11. Sully-
    No kisses for you. Just do the bath and mouthwash too...you will have lots of kisses coming your way, SOON!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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