Thursday, September 18, 2014
Stinky Beard the Gross Edition
So a couple of nights ago, I had an upset stomach after we went to bed. I couldn’t get comfortable I would go to the foot of the bed and back at the top. Mom finally got up and went to the bathroom and I jumped off the bed. Mom asked if I needed to go out to pee and I headed to the door. Soon as I got outside, I started hacking and finally puked up my little guts. Mom was watching me and she thought I was still throwing up my toenails but I wasn’t. I was taking my nose and trying to cover it all up in case the Dingoes came around. I didn’t want them to think I was sick and couldn’t defend my territory. When mom realized what I was doing, she told me to stop it and get back in the house. She took a wet rag and cleaned my beard. The next evening when she came home and gave me a kiss she got totally grossed out. She said my beard stunk. I didn’t care cause that meant she wouldn’t be kissing me. Again she tried cleaning my beard and put some perfume on it. I thought that it stunk. We go to bed and usually mom makes me give her kisses before she will give me my treats. I started to give her a kiss and said oh hell no you still have stinky beard. Long story short I scored the treats without having to kiss her. The bad news I have to have a full on bath this weekend.