But everyone has something they are scared of and I'm not afraid to say I am afraid of flies. I hate how they fly around my ears. I hate how annoying they are with all their zooming and buzzing. I'm not to proud to say that I need to be protected from them. Now as y'all know I am not in no way or no how a lap dog except when it comes to thunder storms or flies. Tonight I need my dad to protect me because there is a fly in the house and he can out smart the most experienced fly swatter. So until she can kill the fly here I sit.
Now on to my next rant. This morning I alerted the peeps Dingoes Dingoes. In to which she replied, you know that they have gone to their mom's house for the week. I responded Dingoes Dingoes. She stated stop that barking because there are no dingoes. This time I told her, then what the hell is that on our front porch. She said holly crap it's a white lab dingo and where did he come from. I said that's what I've been trying to tell you MOM! She finished getting dressed but by the time she came back the white dingo was gone. All I'm saying is from now on she needs to heed my alerts.